The Grand Crusade
Animated Item, Captain of The Seventh Company
Square was made centuries ago by a mad, and somewhat unpleasant, wizard. This wizard thought it would be fun to make a cursed, sentient item, who felt bad about cursing people! And to him, it was fun. And It was even more fun when he stuck that cursed item on some luckless adventurer, who, due to the curse, fell down a hole, and died. Many years passed, and the item was left in that pit to stew in its own guilt. Then, one day, the crusade happened along, and through a rather slapstick series of humorous events, recovered the item. This item was a pair of goggles with square lenses, whom the commander dubbed “Square”. Everyone else thought the name was kind of silly and uncreative, but Square was simply overjoyed at the prospect of having a name and being able to help people, rather than hurt them. He joined up with the crusade, and has served loyally ever since. However, he still is trying to track down his creator, whom he believes to have turned himself into a lich, and put a stop to his nefarious deeds once and for all.